For a second I thought “Dean Winchester”
Now I’m thinking “Captain John Hamish Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fussilers” because hot fucking damn
honestly i was going hey look it’s Captian Amer- hOLY FUCKING DAMN MARTIN FREEMAN
You know, everyone else has these long, elaborate plots they want for their ‘thorki want’ ideas.
Meanwhile, I’m sitting here like, “You know what I want? Fic where Loki is cursed to need ten smooches on his face every day. They can be at any time of the day, but there has to be ten of them. But they can at least be banked up, within reason, so if Thor has to go away for a week, they just plop down and Loki reads a book while Thor smooches his forehead and his cheeks and the corner of his mouth and the bridge of his nose seventy times, until they’re stocked up.
"There. That’s my thorki want."
#this is so beautiful so fluffy#omg it’s my#thorki want#as well#the nicest one i’ve read so far omg ahhhh#IT’S SO CUTE#STOCKED UP#just imagine loki going totally deep purple at the end#paralyzed by embarrassment#while thor’s just golden and wonderfully happy to show his affections#friggy pigs and din din would love this#i think they’re looking for a spell for this right now (via thacmis)
So, I just laughed really hard at the realization that, OH OF COURSE IT WOULD BE DIN DIN AND FRIGGY PIGGY THAT “CURSED” LOKI, because they were tired of their sons arguing and not smooching. And that’s why Loki can’t undo it easily, because he’s no match for Odin or Frigga’s magic yet, much less the two of them working together.
Which means that Loki has to put up with it, always acting so unaffected and bored, but secretly he’s reveling in the open affection. Or the times when Thor’s really angry with Loki, but still THE SMOOCHES MUST BE LAID UPON LOKI’S FACE, so he gives these sharp pecks at first, but about halfway through, Loki’s sour lemon face gets to him and Thor is totally p-whipped and just melts, like, awwww, he is the cutest cranky shit I have ever known, I really do love this sour grapes little shit and the rest of the smooches are much more loving and happy.
Meanwhile their parents casually high-five without looking, because that was the whole purpose.
thanks thorkizilla I’ve drawn the most random din din and friggy piggy comic strip yet
MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING RIGHT NOW
you are a blessing upon this fandom
listen to your parents, you norse dumbs, they’ve been around a lot longer than you have and they know what they’re doing, they never do anything without a purpose (even if that purpose is sometimes their own enjoyment—with kids like Thor and Loki, though, they deserve some fun at their kids’ expense)
I hope they miss a day sometime and Loki turns into a fluffy bunny and Thor turns into a fat corgi and they have to spend the day curled up in a sunbeam for a nap before they’ll change back.